tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Is Cant get enough of the Disney channel, for all the wrong reasons.
 
Watches reruns of Three’s Company so he can pleasure himself to Stanley Roper.
 
Has hundreds of photos of Mrs, Roper (in her house coat) tucked away in his spank bank.
 
Doesn’t know the difference between a house coat and a sexy mumu.
 
Claims that Don Knotts is the sexiest man he's ever seen.
 
Wanted to bob for apples with the Apple Dumpling Gang
 
The sound of Aunt Bea's voice makes the tip of his pecker sting.
 
He worked as a body double for Otis
 
Is the inspiration for the "Otis" character.
 
Has never had a chance to catch a std
 
Has sucked more cock than Madonna.
 
Has dreams of being madonna, and sucking all the cocks
 
Is the National Spokesman for "The Official Touch Someone's Penis Day".
 
Wishes he were someone.
 
He's been on more weiners than French's mustard
 
Lost all his money gambling on the Special Olympics.
 
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