tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[Rex Racer]

Has Good Ship Lollipop as his ringtone

Binge watches reruns of Ellen every weekend.

 

[rsw626]

Wishes he were as manly as Ellen.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Is Cant get enough of the Disney channel, for all the wrong reasons.

 

[rsw626]

Watches reruns of Three’s Company so he can pleasure himself to Stanley Roper.

 

[Rex Racer]

Has hundreds of photos of Mrs, Roper (in her house coat) tucked away in his spank bank.

 

[rsw626]

Doesn’t know the difference between a house coat and a sexy mumu.

 

[Rex Racer]

Claims that Don Knotts is the sexiest man he's ever seen.

 

[douggie]

Wanted to bob for apples with the Apple Dumpling Gang

 

[beardown07]

The sound of Aunt Bea's voice makes the tip of his pecker sting.

 

[douggie]

He worked as a body double for Otis

 

[Rex Racer]

Is the inspiration for the "Otis" character.

 

[Yoga≈Surfing]

Always wears fishnet stockings with crotchless panties instead of waders while fly fishing and swears it works even though he never ever catches anything but chlamydia.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Has never had a chance to catch a std

 

[Yoga≈Surfing]

Picks his nose with his toes so often even his avy gets grossed out and confused.

 

[Rex Racer]

Has sucked more cock than Madonna.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Has dreams of being madonna, and sucking all the cocks

 

[douggie]

Is the National Spokesman for "The Official Touch Someone's Penis Day".

 

[Rex Racer]

Wishes he were someone.

 

[douggie]

He's been on more weiners than French's mustard

 

[jjc2009]

Lost all his money gambling on the Special Olympics.