tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Has touched more teenaged boys than a Catholic priest.
 
I put up a stripper pole in my basement and you can't keep his wife off of it. And she won't even touch my stripper pole either.
 
Has a coach K fathead that wears a wig and he calls it his “wife”
 
Florida State fan.



Nuff' said.
 
Needs to change his fucking avatar.
 
Is angry he cant get juices av dance down, and has tried several times in the bathroom mirror.
 
Motorboats incessantly since the stroke.
 
Stutters like Joey B when he’s says incessantly
 
Wishes he had the leg hair that Joe Biden does.
 
Makes it a habit to tell everyone that he could take Joe Biden in a fight.
 
Could not take Joe Biden in a fight.
 
Considers Hillary Clinton a hero to the suffrage movement.
 
Doesn't understand how Bill could want to sleep with anyone other than Hillary.
 
Prefers the taste of brass doorknobs to nickel.
 
Takes wooden nickels.
 
Is the love child of John Wooden
 
Is wasting away in Shirley Templeville.
 
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