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Irons his underwear and socks, but never his pants and shirts
 
Thinks AK-47 means Alaska is the 47th state.
 
Thinks once a month, at best
 
Forgets to wipe.
 
Is so full of shit, he wipes his mouth after speaking.
 
Likes to wipe with his non-dominant hand cuz, "It feels like someone else is doing it."
 
He was really into roleplaying as a kid. His favorite game was Dungeons and Dildos.
 
If tailgating and someone says “ let’s play corn hole”, he drops his pants, bends over and yells “me first”.
 
Stands over the toilet to poop.
 
He got so mad after someone called him a pussy that he hit the guy with his purse.
 
When he goes to the game he actually does want a belly itcher.
 
Is often seen cheering loudly and passionately for both teams.....during pick up floor hockey at the local gym.
 
Cuts the crust off his sammiches and then eats just the crust.
 
His favorite candle scent is "wet fart"
 
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