tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Has matching outfits with his cat for every day of the week.
 
believes that thoughts and prayers = efforts and actions.
 
Got kicked out of the College Feminist’s Society for not being manly enough.
 
is so feminine, that flowers and lace panties are jealous.
 
Is so feminine he uses FDS Woman.
 
is so feminine, drag queens tell him to "tone it down girl"
 
Is jealous because they botched his transition.
 
Is just one fisting away from being legally declared a puppet.
 
Holds the dubious record of having the most objects surgically removed from his rectal cavity at St. Mary’s Hospital.
 
Still hoping to retrieve his belongings from St. Mary's Hospital
 
He's a guy who has seen it all, but has understood very little of it.
 
Was severely disappointed when he found out The Dead Poets Society had nothing to do with necrophilia.
 
Banged the 5 hookers craig james dirt napped
CJK5H
 
Character, integrity, and principles. People want to know why he hasn't run for public office and I just gave you the reasons.
 
Known in his town as the public orifice.
 
He asked me, "What if people boo me for my posts?" and I told him that was silly since people can't boo you if they are yawning.
 
Advertises himself on dating sites as the cure for insomnia
 
When he hears that something is ironic, he thinks that means it’s made entirely of iron.
 
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