tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Burned his dick on the plate, after the waitress warned him it was hot.
 
Burned his dick after a few waitresses
 
Was burned by a dick on a few of his "waitresses"
 
Became a waitress for the burnt dick.
 
He went down on a waitress and tasted burnt dick
 
Washes his beer cans before drinking from them
 
Washes his hands before he jacks anyone off.
 
favorite ice breaker is "how you liking this weather?"
 
Always breaks wind before an ice breaker.
 
Could really use some Icebreaker gum for his halitosis.
 
He left his shoes and socks in a hot parked car and hazmat had to be summoned put the car in quarantine
 
Jams popsicle sticks into cold Hot Pockets and eats them like a fudge bar.
 
Refers to his ass as the Hot Pocket.
 
Refers to his ass as a cock socket.
 
Was found in side hoe


:headscratch:
 
Always has to ride in the side car.
 
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