tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[fordman84]

Still hasn't learned not to trust a fart

 

[douggie]

Always has a loose stool after the gay pride parade.

 

[rsw626]

His favorite of The Three Stooges is Joe.

 

[douggie]

His favorite pianist was Liberace.

 

[beardown07]

His favorite movie is The Pianist, but he has a horrible lisp, so all his friends think it's The Penis.

 

[rsw626]

Actually read Playboy for the articles.

 

[blindbaby]

Once asked Susan Boyle to autograph an mp3 for him.

 

[beardown07]

Once had a huge boil he named Susan.

 

[rsw626]

Once thought he had a boil, then he peed out of it.

 

[blindbaby]

Once had a huge boil he named Susan.

And if it was a boy, we were going to call it, Lance.

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Has never had a problem with anyone making money off of Brooke Shields.

 

[douggie]

He's so sharp his nickname is Razor.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Even his teeth arent sharp

 

[batchaps4me]

Knows which tooth he can use with each of the food groups.

 

[fordman84]

Shortsheets his own bed so he feels like he has friends.

 

[Rex Racer]

Still lusts for Ruth Bader Ginsburg

 

[fordman84]

Still lusts for Allen Ginsberg

 

[Rex Racer]

Is convinced his own boogers are one of the 4 major food groups.

 

[fordman84]

Still doubts that boogers are part of the 4 main food groups.

 

[Inquisitor]

Ate so much paste as a child, he can't pick his nose without his fingers getting stuck.

 

[douggie]

Was caught wearing a tee shirt that said, "We don't lick people; Lies Adults tell children"