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Watching Michael Buble makes him rock hard.
 
Feels like he's betraying Barry Manilow by having feelings for Michael Buble.
 
His handle on Grindr is Fanilow69.
 
His spank bank is filled with photos of Roseanne Barr and Whoopie Goldberg
 
Is the bulk of Rosanne's and Whoopies' spank bank. They call it "making soup".
 
Calls his underwear drawer, "Skid Row".
 
Hazmat, the US Military, and the CDC is still studying how his drawers to see how they could withstand his farts.
 
Wears a hazmat suit so he can enjoy more of his own farts
 
Could fuck up a fart in a space suit.
 
Eats ExLax like popcorn because he refers to diarrhea as “nature’s lube”.
 
Was the real life inspiration for Freddie Blassie’s “pencil neck geek” quip.
 
Even though he thinks the matches are "fixed", he continues to watch Saudi Arabian hockey on a nightly basis.
 
knows that Saudi Arabia has a better chance of winning the Stanley Cup in the next 50 years than any Canadian teams
 
Envy's the freedom Saudi women have
 
Wishes he was a Saudi man so no one would think he was weird for fucking goats and donkeys..
 
Spent the $5 on a Cupcake Conquest's Sprinkle Pack upgrade
 
Is failing at his attempt to get me to acknowledge that I know what Cupcake Conquest is.
 
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