tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Prefers the mountains of Appalachia.
 
Constantly asks everyone if they think he has a purty mouth.
 
Sleeps in a gimp suit
 
Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge Masquerading As Nissan
 
Isn't fooling anyone since we all know he really wears assless chaps.
 
Is down in the dumps because his ass is chapless at the moment.
 
Is down in the dumps because his ass is always chapped.
 
Makes is own chapstick out of coconut oil.
 
You don't want to know what he uses for chapstick.
 
drives a minivan with the windows rattle-canned
 
goes around at work, and home, drawing crude dicks in very noticeable areas.
 
doesn't go around letting people know "dilroy was here"
 
Thinks its a funny to prank to eat a Baby Ruth out of the toilet at work.
 
once made out with a sibling as a "prank"
 
His dad constantly tell him there’s no way he can come from his loins.
 
Both of his dads swear that there is no way he comes from one of their eggs.
 
Cant get the devil to stop putting gay thoughts in his head
 
His asshole looks like it could smoke 175 cigarettes simultaneously
 
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