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eats mustard-based BBQ
 
Puts mustard on pastries.
 
Went to several pastry shops trying to find some with tassels.
 
Bought his last bicycle because of one thing and only one thing.

It came with a sissy bar.
 
Bought his bike because it came with no seat.
 
Still tells the "block that kick" joke
 
Is still doesn't get the "block that kick" joke.
 
Has been a victim of "just the tip" for decades.
 
Believes that as long as he has a nose, he'll never go hungry.
 
Eats 3jars of mayo a day using only a spork
 
Flicks his boogers in the air and tries to catch them while pretending he's Willie May's.
 
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