tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

For Halloween, he going to be pretzel man, and shove both feet up his ass.
 
Will be going to a Halloween party as John Wayne Gacy. He's psyched that he needs no costume.
 
Has a face only a mother, of a serial killer, could love
 
Talks dirty to his hotdogs before consuming them, whole.
 
He would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
 
Can’t come up with his own insult.
 
Should probably consider plagiarizing other's insults.
 
Doesn't have to utter a word to be an insult to decency.
 
Has been on hold with the Suicide Hotline for 2 weeks.
 
Had a guardian angel come to earth to show him
how great everyone’s life would be if he never existed.
 
Returns used carrots to the produce section after anal storage
 
Drinks his own "chocolate" milk enemas (after milking the men's gymnastics team)
 
When trick or treaters come to his door, he always chooses the smell my feet option.
 
rsw626 said:
When trick or treaters come to his door, he always chooses the smell my feet option.
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Hasn't been allowed without 1,000 feet of a school or playground for over 20 years because he tried to give some trick or treaters something good to eat.
 
Rex Racer said:
Hasn't been allowed without 1,000 feet of a school or playground for over 20 years because he tried to give some trick or treaters something good to eat.
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Doesn't realize how hard it is to store 1000 feet of school and playground.
 
Oops, damn phone. :ROFLMAO:
 
farts into megaphones
 
Kept his megaphone from his cheerleading days.
 
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