tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Is as useful as a paper weight, but wont stfu, so he cant get the job
 
States the obvious
 
Never buys his friends lunch... I mean NEVER!
 
Gives panhandlers a bad name.
 
Just happened to forget his wallet when taking friends out.
 
whenever he goes to eat dim sum he always speaks to the staff in a fake racist Chinese sounding voice... and then laughs when they walk away.
 
Couldn't be prouder that he has won dozens of awards in "Least Funny Human Alive" contests.
 
Is proud of showing all the truckers at the rest stop that he has no gag reflexes.
 
No one laughs at his jokes.
 
His parents are living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right
 
Wishes he knew who his parents are.
 
Doesnt speak Chinese, but fakes it weel enough so white dont know
 
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