tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Spells Frenglish wrong.
 
Gets his forked tongue tied from time to time.
 
His women calls his tongue a spork cuz it's not really useful.
 
Is as useful as knife in a gun fight
 
Was excited when he heard he was getting blackballed, until he found out what it meant.
 
Puts his legs behind his head and lights his farts on fire, while trying to see if the flame smells like farts
 
Dutch ovens himself.
 
Wishes someone would dutch oven him
 
He likes his golf shirt. The one with eighteen holes.
 
Likes to putt from the rough
 
Employee of the month at the butt plug testing facility 10 years and counting.
 
Uses mustard as body lotion, nightly.
 
COVID was invented to keep him 6 feet from everybody.
 
Wears his gimp suit mask at the grocery store.

Before COVID.
 
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Wears his gimp suit mask at the grocery store.

Before COVID.
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walks around the grocery store pointing at random people saying “Eeny, meeny, miny, moe”...
 
Continuously walks around saying "not again" after trusting it to be a fart (in his case it is never a fart)
 
Smells of elderberries.
 
Eats well done steak, with ketchup.
 
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