tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

His guardian angel thought hell would be a better place than by his side.
 
Learned all his dating tips from Ike Turner.
 
His wife just got her teeth whitened. But to be honest I got most of it on her chin.
 
Hasn't hit his mark in 25 years.
 
Constantly hitting on a 25 year old named Mark.
 
Wishes he could attract a 25-year-old to mark him.
 
Thinks he's a wolf so he wets his bed to mark his territory.
 
Thinks Manhattan is the best type of clam chowder.
 
Has finally learned a few fightin words.
 
In political circles he's known as the human shield for the Pedophile vote.
 
douggie said:
In political circles he's known as the human shield for the Pedophile vote.
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In pedophile circles he is know as the Candy Man.
 
Is the worlds largest cunt
 
Wrote in Kamala Harris for president today
 
He's all-in for the Transvestite vote.
 
Got overly excited when the mechanic told him he need to lube the tranny.
 
It's been four years and he's still doing a google search for the mascot of the Electoral College.
 
Stayed up studying all night for a Covid-19 test
 
During his Ancestry.com search he tested positive for the Neanderthal Woman gene
 
douggie said:
During his Ancestry.com search he tested positive for the Neanderthal Woman gene
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His only known ancestor is some guy named primordial ooze.
 
He is the lowest form of life on Earth. An unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit.
 
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