tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

His brain's so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked his head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover an oyster cracker.
 
His brain is so watery they call it soup.
 
Hooked up extra Duracell battery packs to his Prius to make it even more eco-friendly.
 
Inquisitor said:
Thinks Methuselah is what meth is short for.
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Well, it does say meth use.

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Once entered an airband contest as Milli Vanilli and still can't see the irony in that.
 
Masturbates exclusively to Eskimo p0rn.
 
Masturbates exclusively to Eskimo prawn.
 
Masturbates ON Eskimos. And prawns.
 
Has never been able to figure out how to masturbate.
 
His inner monologue consists of Tiptoe Through The Tulips on a constant loop.
 
Always felt that Tiny Tim would make a fine looking woman.
 
Likes his women to have a beard while playing a Ukulele.
 
Walks around Chopt asking everyone if they want their salad tossed.
 
Has never said no
 
Since there's no cereal named Gay he decided his favorite cereal from now on is Fruity Pebbles.
 
lines fruity pebbles on his boyfriends large belly
then eats them all down till he gets to the tower of sour milk ta wash em down
 
His spelling is as bad as his grammar. Probably a result of spending his life on the poop deck.
 
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