tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

When his doctor asked him why his asshole was swollen he replied
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Alien inbreeding, with redneck dna swaping, has led to his creation.
 
Is proof conception through anal sex is possible.
 
His Mom is pretty kinky. When she was born the doctor slapped her ass and she said, "Don't forget to pull my hair too".
 
Hasn't washed his hand since the Carter administration.
 
He has so many gaps in his teeth that it looks like his tongue is in jail.
 
Has to get naked to count to 20 and a half.
 
Gets naked and still can only count to 20
 
If it weren’t for his over zealous foot fetish, I’d still have my pinky toe.
 
On each foot he has four big toes, and one pinky
 
Wears his moms jock strap as a covid mask
 
Has never had a need for a jock strap
 
Runs a website that rates the smell of jock straps, none of which are his own.
 
Runs a traveling carnival booth where he tells your fotune, by smelling your farts.
 
Upon smelling Peters farts, the fart smeller was very clear in his analysis that Peter had died over 20 years ago.
 
His dickead naturally grows a goatee
 
Eats vintage Nutella, but only ironically.
 
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