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Was banned by the He-man Woman's Hater Club for sniffing Dollar General store panties one of the Trailer Trash girls tried on.
 
Thinks there is somethin wrong with sniffin trailer trash womens panties
 
Was also a sock jizzer.
 
He bought everyone a pair of rag wool socks hoping they'd start a circle jerk.
 
Is in love with everything Tar Heel
 
No longer allowed in the sperm bank for being consistently overdrawn.
 
Thinks Alice In Chains is some weird BDSM porno that takes place in Mel’s Diner.
 
Is willing to kiss any member of that band's grits.
 
Never knows when to stow it.
 
His "companion" claims that giving him oral is like riding a motorcycle ... either wear a full face helmet or get bugs in your teeth.
 
Has all the rhythm and coolness of Tom Willis.
 
Vacations in Ann arbor
 
He knows he's getting older. But don't worry. He still does dumb shit. Only slower.
 
Has to shower after every #2 he takes, you dont want to know....
 
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