tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

His ass is so hairy its like shitting through a cheese grater
 
is an ass hair connoisseur, on a scale of 1-10 he prefers "bigfoot" *shrugs*
 
Patience is a Virtue—Possess it if you can—

Seldom found in a Woman, Never found in a Man,

But always found in pedophiles, so he drives a tinted van!
 
Thinks Carol Baskins is one nice piece of ace.
 
He has the sneaky feeling he's a pedophile, he just hasn't met the right child yet.
 
Obviously doth protest too much.
 
Usually incontinent when scared or crying so he carries an extra pair of Spanx with him everywhere he goes.
 
does not observe the unwritten gap rule at the urinals but will observe you peeing
 
If there are three urinals with a dude all the way to the left, he'll use the middle urinal every time.
 
Repeats exact same jokes as the person prior
 
actually hangs out with ill and drinks the mango beer and play "tampon games" whatever those are
 
Uses paper towels, wrapped around pencils, for his tampons
 
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