tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

When he went to the nude beach, people kept asking why he was wearing a wool track suit, with an acorn stuck to the pants.
 
Quite possibly the worlds only pap schmerlier

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His only redeeming quality is that no one would willingly procreate with him.
 
Claims that he doesn't suffer mental trauma from being born via caesarian but still leaves the house by climbing through a window.
 
He's a part time greeter at the Porn Video store because he just wants to shake a warm hand.

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Perpetually smells of ball sweat, though not his own.
 
Missed a good taint pun.
 
Combs his ass hair over his taint to keep it warm
 
Is so socially inept, he couldn’t even get into Lambda Lambda Lambda.
 
Tripped over my dick in the men's lavatory and had the audacity to try and sue?
 
Says he suffers from relative humidity which is the moisture that forms between his balls while he's fucking his wife's sister.
 
His farts can make the contents of an entire greenhouse wilt.
 
Likes to dress like a hothouse tomato
 
Thrives on being despised.
 
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