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Thrice banned from Toys R Us.
 
Has callused lips
 
Has never won a spelling contest.
 
He knows a lot of Gay lingo and his favorite song is Its Raining Men.
 
Lips sinks to his extensive Carmen Miranda collection
 
Would need 3 promotions to get to be a moron.
 
Holds the world record for getting Roman War Helmet'ed the most times while passed out drunk and can't stop telling people about it.
 
Pretty sure after his conviction he works from home now that he wears an ankle monitor.
 
Is an avid practitioner of self eproctophilia.
 
He couldn't believe he spent all that money on his Easter dress and they zoom called the service.
 
Was banned from Highlander Games for up skirting everyone wearing a kilt
 
Likes peaches because they remind him of his public bathroom friend Timmy.
 
Loves himself some fuzzy navels but really covets himself some harry bear holes
 
Is the president of the Bill O'Brien fan club and still trying to convince his wife to spend the money for a plastic surgeon to give him get a butt chin.
 
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