tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

He sucks every dick he sees.
 
Goes around sporting a Harvey Milkstache
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Goes around sporting a crusty jizz mustache.
 
Secretly wishes he’d been there.
 
has the name bullseye in search of the perfect circle beard
 
Sits in a circle with a group of beards every Tuesday night.
 
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
 
Harbors a well known grudge against Chuck Norris
 
Couldn’t beat up Steven Urkel.
 
Got his ass whooped by a crying Richard Simmons
 
Wants to be that virtual date that Leslie Jones is getting spicy for
 
Takes dating advice from Manti Teo.
 
Is not man enough to catfish someone
 
Has never used a toilet.
 
Spends more time on the toilet than anywhere
 
His golfing friends refer to him as the 19th hole.
 
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