tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

His lobotomy was called off when doctors couldn't locate his brain.
 
His vasectomy was cancelled when it was determined that he has no balls.
 
He has the world record for being bitch slapped.
 
Thinks dictaphone is what happens when he takes a close up selfie of his junk.
 
Only way to see his junk on a selfie is to shoot through an electron microscope
 
Got kicked out of Germany for repeatedly asking strangers if they wanted to join his eingang.
 
Hates German boobs and beer, but loved the Euro gay bars
 
He asked his Cardiologist if his heart was strong enough to suck a Euro-Trash dick.
 
Was thrown in jail in Thibodaux, La for molesting a dead horse.....twice.
 
Is a one man band, and plays the kazoo with his ass
 
Doesn't care where a kazoo has been before his mouth gets on it.
 
He bought a used piss rug for his toilet at a flea market sale because he liked the smell.
 
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