tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[beardown07]

Told that story to @Dolemite censored and he immediately keistered a bottle of Tylenol out of instinct.

 

[rsw626]

His favorite magic trick is making a traffic cone disappear by dropping his pants and sitting down.

 

[HammerDown]

only drinks organic oatmeal stouts

 

[HammerDown]

Is too devilishly handsome for his own good.

 

[rsw626]

To honor Harbaugh for taking over the Chargers, he's taken to wearing khaki pants and enticing teenage boys with cheesburgers.

And obviously needs glasses.

 

[HammerDown]

Describes his appearance as a "Tampa 2."

 

[rsw626]

Thinks an oatmeal cream pie is what he gets when he throws Quaker Oats on his wife’s bag when she comes home from a date.

 

[beardown07]

Is so thankful they finally got rid of Aunt Jemima syrup.

 

[douggie]

His Cardiologist says his heart flutters every time the name Justin Fields is mentioned.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Wants to be a quarterback for the Bears

 

[HammerDown]

Everyone thought he was camping out for Wayne Newton tickets but that’s just where his tent is set up.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Is the guy Sublime did that Date Rape song about.

 

[Huskers4me]

Still trying to convince us his nude Paul Deen playing cards are a collectors item.

 

[broncosmitty]

Is why it smells like Lew Dawg inside the van.

 

[douggie]

Sits on the ground and won’t even stand while panhandling out at the off ramp.

 

[Inquisitor]

Single-handedly crashed Taylor Swift's website.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Wishes he could afford to smoke two joints

 

[rsw626]

Often smokes two poles.

 

[Huskers4me]

Prefers one huge pole over six average poles rectally.

 

[Inquisitor]

Brags about being bi-pole-r.