tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[Peter Gozintite]

Only wants to feel things in his butthole

 

[douggie]

His world's Sun revolves around Uranus.

 

[Inquisitor]

Hardly a night goes by without his moon being in someone's house.

 

[HammerDown]

When asked for his pronouns, finds himself confused.

 

[rsw626]

Is using all of his bitcoin to fund an AI remake of The Godfather, with James Garner in every role.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Hasnt stopped crying since they camcelled the Tampa Bronicon.

 

[douggie]

After meeting Caitlyn Jenner in person he's officially entered his name into the "Transfer Portal".

 

[rsw626]

His portal has transferred more semen than a Liberty Ship.

 

[douggie]

He once walked into a library and asked the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” He replied, “Yeah, that’s the one!”

 

[broncosmitty]

Has never walked into a library.

 

[Huskers4me]

In prison his bhole was named “Marathon”.

 

[rsw626]

The ISS thought they spotted the world's largest sinkhole in Nebraska, turns out it was just him bent over.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Is allergic to vagina

 

[rsw626]

Spent all weekend trying to convince tourists that he was the 3rd Kelce Brother.

 

[douggie]

So he says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."

 

[rsw626]

His jokes are almost as tired and overused as his anus.

 

[douggie]

He's not just missing a screw. The whole tool box is gone.

 

[HammerDown]

Is hooked on bodyguard romance novels.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

His is wit and charm are as stale as 99 cents store chips

 

[HammerDown]

His loins tingle when a Sean Penn movie comes on.