tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Has sucked so many dicks, for so little bitcoin
 
Brags that his wife gives the best blow jobs in town, or so he’s heard.
 
Is a worse tipper than Scottie Pippen.
 
His nickname around Vegas is "Chintzy Bastard"
 
His nickname around Vegas is "the defendant".
 
He has been put on the Honor System for all his shenanigans. It's "Yes, Your Honor. No, Your Honor".
 
Drinks Bud Light from a can after smashing it on his forehead.
 
Cannot wait to finish taking his shower, so he can take a shit
 
Cannot wait to finish taking a shit, so he can fling it at tourists.
 
He's always trying to make excuses. Like when he had an opportunity to attend the Paris Olympics he says,

"Sorry guys. I can't go. I'm scheduling an appointment with my wife. She's shaving my balls. And then I'm going to shave hers".
 
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