tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Needs help putting on socks.
 
Throws bananas away and eats the peel.
 
Has athletes foot, in his mouth.
Cuz he always has athelete's feet in his mouth.
 
Wrote SO many letters to Coors Brewing company when they discontinued Zimas.
 
Still hasn’t got over losing his pet rock.
 
Asked the Judge to suspend his sentence to just Leap Years.
 
Can't even get an imaginary friend.
 
Inquisitor said:
Finally got a job but refused to go to orientation because he was afraid they were going to set him straight.
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pretended not to be straight so he could capitalize on being a diversity hire
 
Tries to seduce his wife by singing like Barry White, but actually sounds like Tiny Tim.
 
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