tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Incessantly hums “Froggy went a courtin’ he did ride Hambone” while doing yard work.
 
Someone once called him a ladies man, he sued them for slander, libel, and defamation of character.
 
He had to submit another swab sample for DNA because there were so many samples of others already from his mouth.
 
Gay guys refer to his bunghole as the "melting pot"
 
Received a "cease and desist" telling him to stop asking Eddie Murphy if he'd like to put a banana in his tailpipe.
 
Can't stop raving about Axel F.
 
Will formulate a way to get those grout stains out of the foyer tile or Mrs. Beardown will get the pegging gear out.
 
Has no hits in 3 seasons of co-ed slow-pitch softball.
 
just a nice guy, beloved by everyone, wouldn't ever hear a soul say a bad word about him.

(did I do that right?, fucking nailed it).
 
Wears brightly colored crocks.
 
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