tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Thinks the term "first cousin" is just semantics
 
Still feeling guilty about getting turned by his first cousin and having to settle for his second cousin.
 
His family tree includes farm animals.
 
Wishes his dad was Kirk Ferentz “Thee Outlaw Recruiter”.
 
Was denied a scholarship from Iowa because he lacked that Hawkeye swagger
 
Thinks it's weird that Iowa's chose a M*A*S*H character as their mascot.
 
Somehow believes the M*A*S*H character is Hot Lips
 
Gets his inspiration from sniffing Corporal Klinger's pretty pink panties.
 
Is not in Kansas anymore.
 
Thinks Arkansas is just when people spell Kansas wrong
 
Is so good with his tongue they made him and honorary

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Lollipop Guild member and dressed him in green.
 
Think the Ballroom Blitz is what happens when he reaches down the front of his tighty whities.
 
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