tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Is a fantastic tap dancer.

But only in men's rooms.
 
Volunteers as a valet in mens restrooms
 
Was trying to get into Mensa until he found out they let women in too.
 
Apparently on his monthly right now but still opens the back door.
 
Does not like piña coladas
Or gettin' caught in the rain
He's very much into yoga
Does not have half a brain
Only likes makin' love at midnight
With dudes wearing capes
He's not the love that you've looked for
Better run and escape
 
Wasted away in Margaritaville before it was cool.
 
Has his own private room at the Clark County Jail.
 
When he enters a room every head turns. Except his. He has no neck.
 
Constantly gets recognized as Andy Dick’s brother Anita.
 
His favorite color is blue, by that I mean, his favorite color of crayon to eat is blue.
 
Claims he broke Joey Chesnutt's record of eating wieners, in the men's room.
 
Believes he has more aspects of his life that are "Don't ask, don't tell" than anyone else on the planet.
 
Claims the group Supertramp is named after his mom.
 
For some odd reason named his pet gerbil Super Freak
 
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