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His parents encouraged him to wait inside the fireplace so he didn't miss Santa
 
His parents once dropped him off to see Santa, unfortunately, he found his way home.
 
One year he didn’t get anything for Xmas so he wrote Santa another letter asking if he had been bad. Santa wrote back and told him “Nah fam u was golden and shit, I just don’t like you.”
 
Santa filed a protection order against him
 
Preferred sit on mall Santa's lap in the mens room
 
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Preferred sit on mall Santa's lap in the mens room
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Was disappointed in Lord of The Rings because he thought it was a going to be a series about Proctology.
 
Threatened to leave America if Disney made another Star Wars movie.
 
Fucking hates Star Wars and LOTR nerds, because he knows in his heart of hearts that Toy Story is the greatest trilogy ever.
 
Thinks Toy Story was based on real events.

birthday doll GIF
 
Owns a naked mens volleyball team. But there is no league
 
Has submitted hundreds of Make-A-Wish letters to Tom Cruise, hoping to recreate the volleyball scene in Top Gun, before he dies of butt AIDS.
 
Doesn't realize that the regular version of the Bachelor is pretty fucking gay.
 
Gonna ho ho ho himself out tonight at the gay bar.
 
likes to play the old carrot sticking out of the Santa suit gag with his nieces and nephews
 
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