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Hosts a podcast dedicated Amish Romance Novels
 
Loudly sings “Loser” during the National Anthem at sporting events.
 
Thinks jerk chicken is what he does at home while his wife is on a date.
 
Struggles with naming his barnyard animals
 
Struggles with evading his barnyard animals.
 
Struggles with penetrating barn yard animals
 
Prefers when the barn yard animals struggle.
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keeps him occupied for hours
 
He swears that the sheep says, "more".
 
Is a virtuoso on the rusty trombone.
 
Was a child prodigy on the skin flute
 
Says he wants to leave this world the same way he came in, screaming, naked, and some old guy slapping his ass
 
Goes shopping with his woman at Scheels because she doesn’t like Dicks.
 
Gets a funny feeling "down there" when watching wrestling
 
Is the original self-partnered person.
 
Was devastated when they ended the Sears Catalogue
 
His highest daily priority, is to place his priorities above everyone else's, no matter how loud his kids cry
 
Not a day goes by where he doesn't tell a child to quit being a pussy.
 
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