tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Sprains his tongue eating an Oreo.
 
He won’t give his gal the tongue so she comes to & on us.
 
In honor of #1 in his spank bank, he's thinking of changing his name to Studs Turkey.
 
Watches cuck porn and focuses on the cuck, so he can better pretend to enjoy watching his wife get fucked.
 
loves to drop caskets at a funeral
 
Loves to drop trou at Chuck E. Cheese.
 
Drops exlax before going to the proctologist.
 
Gets himself super-constipated because he thinks it will be extra effort for his proctologist.
 
Ran an electric wheel chair bond cripple off road, that was just trying to tow a load of lumber, and kiddie pool home from home depot.
 
Volunteers at the soup kitchen in hopes of finding a friend.
 
Exposure to him can cause, excessive itching, extreme nausea, uncontrollable gagging, nasal burning, projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhea, anal leakage, genital warts, unusually large hemorrhoids, or unbelievable constipation.
 
Embarrassed the hell out of his wife by getting drunk and going on a long, tear-filled rant about how disrespected Dan Uggla was as a 2B.
 
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