tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Has been mistaken for Rodney Dangerfield's Caddyshack character hundreds of times.
 
Calls himself a stable genius, because he's spent so much time in horse stalls.
 
His wife wishes he would start standing up to pee again.
 
Wishes his wife would sit, or at least stop pissing on the trees in the front yard
 
Finally ran out of excuses to tell the Mrs as to why he has to sneak out to the bath house, so settled on telling her he’s an extra in a gladiator film.
 
Has been in a Turkish prison.
 
Turkish Prison is the name of his man cave
 
He got a bicycle for his 10th birthday, but he asked Santa for a menstrual cycle.
 
Rides a bicycle without a seat.
 
Is afraid of the dark, despises maple syrup, and secretly believes hockey isnt a real sport
 
Is so afraid of any type of sexual misconduct being levied against him, he'll only beat off in the bathroom with a minimum of two federally approved witness's present.
 
Ghislaine Maxwell refers to him as "the creepy one"
 
Still believes Epstein killed himself.
 
Shares posts of lost dogs from other countries.
 
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