tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

His mouthwash ain't getting it done
 
His deodorant never had a chance.
 
Reads the obituaries so he can find out who he doesn't have to pay back
 
Uses Miracle Whip as a lubricant
 
Loves to smoke a phatty, relax, and then listen to the doors; the one in the basement being his favorite to listen to.
 
Is jealous of Justin Trudeau's hair
 
Says that like it’s a bad thing.
 
After a few beers, begins loudly boasting that he spread "the French pox" to most seaports of the world.
 
Did the same one night after half a white claw.
 
Keeps "peaceful protestors" hydrated by giving them White Claws
 
His nickle wasn't green until he shoved it up his nose
 
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