tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Uses a leaf blower to style his do
 
President of the Benny Mardones fan club.
 
Is the Marcel Marcel of gay pron
 
is to fucking, what vin diesel is to acting
 
Has less depth than all 8 Fast & Furious movies.
 
Has the depth of an elevator button.
 
Never met a hill he wouldn't climb.
 
Jacked a Jill to fetch a pill of wonder.
 
Pretends to be jill, and jerks jacks
 
Is The Jerk Store's all time best seller.
 
Makes Stephen Hawking look like a decathlete.
 
Despite his claims, he actually drives an 85 Yugo, that he's still paying for.
 
Drives a Subaru with a Coexist sticker on it.
 
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