tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Those things that people have in their backyard to bounce on used to be called jumpolines, until his mom used one.
 
His promiscuous mother was instrumental in the name change to tramp-oline
 
Repeats someone else’s joke, and makes less funny.
 
Seems unaware of the nature of the thread
 
Thinks this is a contest to see who can post the least funny comments.
 
He is the guy who keeps calling your cell phone wanting to extend the warranty on your car.
 
Answers unknown numbers, cuz he’s “friendly”.
 
The only thing that really gets his heart pumping these days are 3am Amber alerts.
 
His getting into the groove & setting the mood go to song is "all by myself"
 
Will only make love to White Snake.
 
Doesn’t see snakes based off their color.

But boy, does he ever love snakes.
 
Is nowhere near as shit hammered as I am right now.
Loop Trump GIF
 
Is a gay woman trapped in a gay man's body.
 
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