tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Was kicked off his HS football team when he pulled a groin...it wasn't his.
 
Stands tall in the saddle but also gets ridden like Sea Biscuit at the Derby.
 
FALSE: This image of a television broadcast claiming that the COVID-19 vaccine enlarges one's penis is untrue | by PesaCheck | PesaCheck
 
Holding out for the special injection method of the Johnson & Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
 
He has an enlarged heart but it started out about the size of a watch battery.
 
His heart isn't the only organ that's two sizes two small
 
There's 2 things everyone hates about him, and it's his face.


Credit Letterkenny
 
Is so ugly his ID comes with a warning label.
 
Is so ugly that he couldn't get laid if his seamen cured covid.
 
Salutes his cum.
 
Has been doing Gain of Function research on his cock since the Reagan administration.
 
Bleaches his asshole daily. Not for aesthetics, but out of necessity.
 
His only action has been when his finger pokes thru the toilet paper.
 
Lives where there is only one fire hydrant
 
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