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Performs under the drag queen porn name Ginga Vitus. Look for him in his new one man show "Oral Care"
 
Is the Cpl. Upham of Hooplanation.
 
Was an extra in Shaving Ryan's Privates.
 
Is the Lt. Hauk of Hooplanation.
 
Can only ejaculate to war movies.
 
Has given himself a panic attack trying to figure out the perfect present for Elliot Page's poker night
 
Is the Michael Jordan of bugger picking/flicking
 
Refuses to admit that he has been buggered repeatedly by all his uncles.
 
He always thought of his Dad as a super hero until he found out he was just a drunk who wore a cape
 
His back is so hairy you can barely see his tramp stamp.
 
His dick looks like a mushroom in a cornfield
 
Wears a pubic man-bun.
 
Bigfoot told him to get manscaped.
 
Spent his leisure money on ballsack Rogaine when he heard that in the hope that Bigfoot likes and appreciates variety. He will share him but he just can't lose him.
 
When asked who he thought was the most clutch sports franchise in the last 50 years was, he answered "Toronto Maple Leafs"
 
Was going to get into drag racing.

But he couldn't take running in a corset.
 
Started his own racing club, called The Circle Jerks.
 
Routinely has to tell his fellow Husker that "IT'S MA'AM!!"
 
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