Toosday's thread to exchange ideas, discuss odd personal beliefs, and insult each other

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

you know who drinks those?

Douche.

 

[ill]

made a bot of minestone last night but the recipe called for a TON of veggies...so that's what I have.

it's chonky.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Me neither, but I know she wouldn't date you.

That's okay. I wouldn't date someone I don't know either. Not really into the LARPing thing.

 

[ojb81]

can never go wrong with AppleBees. eatin good in the neighborhood.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm on a meeting to be a guest speaker, but they're going over some house cleaning items for their department. Kind of annoying, if I'm not first on agenda, tell me what time you want me join and scheduled to speak

Guest Speaker: "Well, Mr Panther, you're scheduled to speak at whiney-fuck-o'clock."

 

[Bender]

I'm on a meeting to be a guest speaker, but they're going over some house cleaning items for their department. Kind of annoying, if I'm not first on agenda, tell me what time you want me join and scheduled to speak

trust me, the feeling is mutual. i know the guests would like to know when they can take a break.

 

[ojb81]

but it helps you pass a drug test, FYI (if ever needed). high levels of niacin throw off the spectrometer test.

is that true? i always assumed that was a myth

 

[Lance Uppercut]

im fucking wiped. may go home at noon, fuck it.

 

[Kace-1]

Concept: Punt Scoring in Fantasy Football

No points for a regular punt.
A few points for a punt that's downed inside the 20.
A few more points if it's downed inside the 10.
Even more if it's inside the 5.
If it's no further than the 1 yard line, a lot of points.

Conversely...

If the ball is downed on the punting team's side of the field, you lose points.
If the ball is downed inside the punting team's red zone, you lose more points.
If it's a Punt 6, you lose a lot of points.

I haven't played fantasy football in years, but I'm guessing this ain't a thing yet.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

is that true? i always assumed that was a myth

nope, its very true. used it myself a dozen times. water and a lot of (not TOO much) aspirin before a test.

 

[ill]

I need 10 pts from Singletary tonight.

 

[Me]

Hmmm, Belmont Brewerks looks promising.

 

[Bender]

Concept: Punt Scoring in Fantasy Football

No points for a regular punt.
A few points for a punt that's downed inside the 20.
A few more points if it's downed inside the 10.
Even more if it's inside the 5.
If it's no further than the 1 yard line, a lot of points.

Conversely...

If the ball is downed on the punting team's side of the field, you lose points.
If the ball is downed inside the punting team's red zone, you lose more points.
If it's a Punt 6, you lose a lot of points.

I haven't played fantasy football in years, but I'm guessing this ain't a thing yet.

nah, i played in a league over a decade ago that used punters.

 

[ojb81]

nope, its very true. used it myself a dozen times. water and a lot of (not TOO much) aspirin before a test.

wait, i thought if someone did that, they actually had to take "niacin" niacin, not aspirin. you know, the niacin that makes you flush and your skin red and whatnot. .

 

[MTVike]

when you dip, i dip, we dip

 

[Lance Uppercut]

I need 10 pts from Singletary tonight.

i need 10 from gostowski. dak fucked me along with ertz, who continues to punch me in the nuts every week.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

wait, i thought if someone did that, they actually had to take "niacin" niacin, not aspirin. you know, the niacin that makes you flush and your skin red and whatnot. .

nah, just aspirin. its basically niacin.

 

[ill]

i need 10 from gostowski. dak fucked me along with ertz, who continues to punch me in the nuts every week.

Ertz is killing me too. I thought with Goedert going down, Ertz would be able to step up...but he hasn't done jack.

luckily I was able to grab Tonyan off waivers last week

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Ertz is killing me too. I thought with Goedert going down, Ertz would be able to step up...but he hasn't done jack.

luckily I was able to grab Tonyan off waivers last week

got him too, but he had a bye. bastard

 

[Gatorchip]

We don't know what Rocko drives!

I bet if you searched his posts, you'd find a picture of his car parked at NASA. The picture likely contains a tatted MILF that knows someone semi-famous too.