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I forgot to bet all weekendSame. We are really @huskers1217 ing our bets.
sometimes you just have to enjoy the little things.
i don't need to know your weird fetishes, pedo horse fucker.Phuck the fillies
Wellll... You're learning from a professional, sooooo...Same. We are really @huskers1217 ing our bets.
He's after your pic-a-nic basketsCooked on the grill tonight for the first time since the weather has got nice. Wife and I are watching the race, and I hear a thump. I thought it was the dishwasher. A few minutes pass and I hear an even louder thump. Flipped on the porch lights and there's a massive bear just chilling.
Go screw a fat chick asshole.No, you first. I insist. But before that, bend over, make two fists and stick them both up your ass.
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The amount of water coming out of my kitchen sink! Glorious! I don't know what was on it before, but I put an 18% restrictor thingie on it and it just POURS out now! Yay me for basically solving the plumbing crisis!
Go screw a fat chick asshole.
In an unrelated story, the state of California just raised their watering restrictions to Stage 6.The amount of water coming out of my kitchen sink! Glorious! I don't know what was on it before, but I put an 18% restrictor thingie on it and it just POURS out now! Yay me for basically solving the plumbing crisis!
Solved last night, smartass. What's next? World hunger? Peace in the middle east? Child's play for basically the most problem-solving human to ever live.Now, solve the time card crisis.
I live in a condo...they pay the water beeelz! Awww, yisss!!In an unrelated story, the state of California just raised their watering restrictions to Stage 6.
Now solve the question of why they call it oven when...Solved last night, smartass. What's next? World hunger? Peace in the middle east? Child's play for basically the most problem-solving human to ever live.
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Now solve the question of why they call it oven when...
They still do that?I live in a condo...they pay the water beeelz! Awww, yisss!!
Well - they do charge over $500/month for HOA dues, so those stupid mawfks better pay for SOMEthing aside from constantly fixing the stupid ass pond/stream that runs through the complex.They still do that?
Or am I in a scenario like that Lake House movie where I'm having a conversation with someone in the past and don't know it?