Dammit I forgot to tell Alexa to keep her mouth shut!
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Norton says American Express got data breached.
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Should have known it was @Mcnabb7542 fault
Jake from State Farm says it will reduce my premiums by $130 for 1 year if I take an online safe driving course.
The safe driving course costs $130.
The safe driving course costs $130.
If you're on TikTok, they've already got all your phone's apps info.
But you'll finally be a safe driver.
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Who invented email? I'd like to kick 'em right where the sun don't shine with a pair of these bad boys:
Give me a goddamn break!! 51 emails in just the last goddamn hour? This is abuse!! Someone needs to pay for this!!
Give me a goddamn break!! 51 emails in just the last goddamn hour? This is abuse!! Someone needs to pay for this!!
My bug guy came today. Said because I’m a loyal customer he can upgrade me to include mosquito coverage as well for free. I say “free”? Yes, totally free except there are two additional treatments in the summer. Those are billed at the regular price.
So, not free. I’ll pass.
Twister is on Paramount channel now.
"Donald we've talked about this before. She did not marry your penis."
Went to a Home and Garden Show last week and was offered a “free” 8 days 7 nights stay at a Wyndham resort anywhere in USA, Canada, Mexico. The catch, attend a 2 hour “low pressure” time share presentation. Also the small print advised that the vacation locations could assess a $100 per night “enhancement charge” at their discretion.
Thanks, but no thanks.
It never ends.
"You got full coverage on that truck?"
"Liability only."
"Liability only?"
"Liability only."
"Liability only?"
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They always get me with "FREE"! Next thing I know, I've got an annual membership to something I've barely even heard of! Mudderfackers!
I remember on my first trip to Europe in 2000 seeing a kiosk that said, "Connect to the Internet. Your first minute is free."
"I gotta go, Julie. We got cows!"
"Another cow."
"Actually I think that is the same one."
"Another cow."
"Actually I think that is the same one."
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