So is a "Chief People Officer" just a fancy job title for email spammer?
No I'm not voting in your fucking logo contest go get a real job.
No I'm not voting in your fucking logo contest go get a real job.
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Isn't that what some companies are calling their HR directors these days?
Possibly, but not in this case because our actual company does run own own HR. This is someone from our parent company who I'm about to put on a spam list.
Possibly, but not in this case because our actual company does run our own HR. This is someone from our parent company who I'm about to put on a spam list
Very nice. And I was thinking HuMinus1.
And if you're promoted up to third level, would they refer to that as C3PO?
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Got the message in my payroll app about “our bonuses” are coming this week sent to all.
I’m not eligible for the bonuses until next year.
I’m not eligible for the bonuses until next year.
What's a bonus?Got the message in my payroll app about “our bonuses” are coming this week sent to all.
I’m not eligible for the bonuses until next year.
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Not sure, ill let you know next year
Bad news for the eagle nest watchers.
www.cbsnews.com
Viral bald eagle parents' eggs "unlikely" to hatch – even as they continue taking turns keeping them warm
The bald eagle parents that thousands have been watching in a live stream are "being gentle and tender both with the eggs and with each other."
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I was thinking that they are probably close to hard boiled nowBad news for the eagle nest watchers.
Viral bald eagle parents' eggs "unlikely" to hatch – even as they continue taking turns keeping them warm
The bald eagle parents that thousands have been watching in a live stream are "being gentle and tender both with the eggs and with each other."
They’re way past due.
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That’s what we call ours, but I like to think it really stands for Cunty Pinche Oaf.
I regularly want to roundhouse kick her in the face.
That's why remote work is great, you have to REALLY fuck up to get a message from HR (our HR person is also like an actual normal human being so there's none of the extra BS).
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She’s hardly ever in the office (maybe once a month) but she sits a row behind me and her voice is disgusting plus she acts all nice & shit then forgets to do her job (approve my boss’s expense reports) or tells me no when I tell her he needs to use the PJ for travel. She just likes to be seen at big events and schedule all this “feel-good” HR “people culture” Booshit in the middle of earnings months and it pisses me the fuck off.
All those Hormone Resources people will be replaced by AI algorithms.
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I sure hope so. She’s a sandbagging sonofabitch. Everyone is talking about savings and headcount and I hear her talking about promos and massaging numbers for her team. Disgusting.
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