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[CorpRebel]

I can call my allergies a cold, right? I really don't want to go into the office for the rest of the week.

Nowadays you can identify as anything you want... so, identifying as a "cold" is kool...

 

[Inquisitor]

I can call my allergies a cold, right? I really don't want to go into the office for the rest of the week.

Nowadays you can identify as anything you want... so, identifying as a "cold" is kool...

She should RSVP that she has RSV.

 

[steelerssb]

Ooooooor we do literally anything else

 

[steelerssb]

Magnesium citrate gets the shits going

 

[CorpRebel]

Ooooooor we do literally anything else

Probably WFH types... This is good example of WHY they need to get "back into the office", pronto!

 

[gobigred]

Ooooooor we do literally anything else

 

[moxie]

Ooooooor we do literally anything else

So...doing work stuff...for fun? And not getting paid?

 

[beardown07]

tReal Official Middle-Aged Nightmare Shift v68 powered by Magnesium citrate and Elder Scams

 

[Hu War Yu]

I can't imagine anything that would kill a party quicker than me talking about what I do at work

People really need to work on their small talk

 

[Hu War Yu]

tReal Official Middle-Aged Nightmare Shift v68 powered by Magnesium citrate and Elder Scams

Everybody's middle aged, right? Except maybe Steelers and Goat boy

 

[gobigred]

tReal Official Middle-Aged Nightmare Shift v68 powered by Magnesium citrate and Elder Scams

And purple scrotums

Everybody's middle aged, right? Except maybe Steelers and Goat boy

I think I am younger than most of you, still under 40

 

[Hu War Yu]

And purple scrotums

I think I am younger than most of you, still under 40

I'll be 54 next month. Think there are a couple other folks here within a year or two of that

 

[Dolemite censored]

I think I am younger than most of you, still under 40

And still a virgin. Damn. Just go out and buy the pussy.

 

[gobigred]

And still a virgin. Damn. Just go out and buy the pussy.

I get more than your lonely cheap ass gets

 

[Dolemite censored]

I get more than your lonely cheap ass gets

Been lying low since the massage parlor raids.

 

[gobigred]

Been lying low since the massage parlor raids.

I’m sure there is some 400 pound hog out there just waiting for you

 

[Dolemite censored]

I’m sure there is some 400 pound hog out there just waiting for you

She'll be waiting a long, long, long time.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

And purple scrotums

Scroti are funny lookin' enough without being different colors.

 

[Jon Deaux]

Apples can help, too.

I read where apples are good for helping with constipation,

Of course.
That's where that age old saying comes from,
An apple a day helps keep the doctor away.
Helps keep the waste disposal systems clear and cleansed.

 

[Jon Deaux]

Good for lots of things

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away — Fact or Fiction?

Apples are highly nutritious, but you may wonder whether they can really keep the doctor away. This article takes a close look at the old proverb and whether it holds true.

www.healthline.com

edit
notice where it says
Promote brain function
Many here could use that