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Regular ass horseshoes: $3
"Horseshoe Set": $40

Jesus fuck. I'll paint them my goddamn self!
 
Fuckfaces: Hey mox! Can I borrow your conference room on Thursday/Friday?
Moi: Hi! Thursday is fine, but Friday is booked.
FF: Thanks! What's the room number?

Fuck you.
Did any FFs take you up on it? Sorry. Rude, I know, but I couldn't resist. I'm a guy, so I'm a perv at heart. We can talk about hummingbirds and ducks if you would rather.
 
Regular ass horseshoes: $3
"Horseshoe Set": $40

Jesus fuck. I'll paint them my goddamn self!

I miss launching those big ass lawn darts at my cousins all summer as kids. We all did that shit.
 
Which, of course, begs the question ...

What is a throg, and what is so special about their neck a bridge would be named after them.
I know it's a think in that area, Great Neck, Little Neck ...
What's with Long Island and all the necks???
I think it's an Indian/native word that's been anglicized. Originally meant "place of the seafood boils," or something
 
Because my memory serves... it's his bday this month, so he can fuck off on outta here and come back in 4 weeks because this is MY month!

I thought the birthday registry at the Dollar Store would be set up by now...
 
Did any FFs take you up on it? Sorry. Rude, I know, but I couldn't resist. I'm a guy, so I'm a perv at heart. We can talk about hummingbirds and ducks if you would rather.
It's a chick.

And I'm a bigot with my own 'giner so I don't need any other clams to fuck up my jam! We're a strictly dickly fam 'round these parts.

 
I miss launching those big ass lawn darts at my cousins all summer as kids. We all did that shit.
I've never played but they have a super cheesy looking axe throwing set up at costco that doesn't look like it could hurt anyone at all. What's the fun in that?!
 
I thought the birthday registry at the Dollar Store would be set up by now...
Do you know how long it takes to set up a registry?! Beep this, beep that for HOURS! Just send me a gift card and I'll spend it wisely ;)
 
It's a chick.

And I'm a bigot with my own 'giner so I don't need any other clams to fuck up my jam! We're a strictly dickly fam 'round these parts.

That looks like a half mallard/half peking mulatto. They are even worse than mallards. They bring out the worst in both species. I had a couple for about a year and a half. (Fortunately I didn't have a male dog at the time.) They ended up getting eaten by coyotes. Little fuckwads.
 
Minnesota legalized lane splitting.

Fucking wild. Those idiots don’t even know how to merge on via on ramps and they don’t understand roundabouts, but yea let’s legalize motorcycles darting between cars.
 
Mallards are little assholes. Pekins are easier. I've had both, and chickens. The horny little mallard bastards are into beastiality. They hump the chicken hens all through spring and halfway into summer.

They are complete fucking assholes and the little brown ones are pussies. I try to run the mallards off when I'm feeding a group because they always peck at the other ones (and the babies!!), but the stupid brown ones run off too.

Or perhaps neither one of you is any good at getting their ducks in a row.
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That looks like a half mallard/half peking mulatto. They are even worse than mallards. They bring out the worst in both species. I had a couple for about a year and a half. (Fortunately I didn't have a male dog at the time.) They ended up getting eaten by coyotes. Little fuckwads.
mmmm... peking!

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