tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Saw a Tessie with a bumper sticker haphazardly slapped on it that read, “I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY” :laugh:

The car initially caught my attention because I saw them try to weasel into the line of cars at the metering light and there was no fucking way they were going to get in front of me. I peeked at the driver as I boxed them out…50-something white woman with a short butchy haircut. How totally unsurprising.
 
I hope Trump's 200% tariffs on EU wine and spirits do not apply to the UK/Scotland, cause I digs some good single malt scotch.
 
Saw a Tessie with a bumper sticker haphazardly slapped on it that read, “I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY” :laugh:

The car initially caught my attention because I saw them try to weasel into the line of cars at the metering light and there was no fucking way they were going to get in front of me. I peeked at the driver as I boxed them out…50-something white woman with a short butchy haircut. How totally unsurprising.

You have a HUGE amount of cookware. Inherited?, from your restaurant/catering/ food truck business? Wedding gifts from various marriages?
 
Saw a Tessie with a bumper sticker haphazardly slapped on it that read, “I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY” :laugh:

The car initially caught my attention because I saw them try to weasel into the line of cars at the metering light and there was no fucking way they were going to get in front of me. I peeked at the driver as I boxed them out…50-something white woman with a short butchy haircut. How totally unsurprising.
Thankfully the richest man in the world is on the good guys side
 
Mexican scammers in the area ripping off idiots by selling them 'gold' jewelry at local mall parking lots. The shit is worthless. Who the fuck would spend hundreds of dollars with a drive up Mexican selling what looks like gold in a parking lot? Whoever you are, you deserve to be ripped off.
 
Thankfully the richest man in the world is on the good guys side
Who Is This Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
Mexican scammers in the area ripping off idiots by selling them 'gold' jewelry at local mall parking lots. The shit is worthless. Who the fuck would spend hundreds of dollars with a drive up Mexican selling what looks like gold in a parking lot? Whoever you are, you deserve to be ripped off.
Yeah, sage advice.

Fireworks and speakers are about it when it come to Mexicans selling shit outta a van
 
@moxie
You’ve got some of the regulars stirred up. Do you enjoy having your butthole tongued out? Do you prep with minty enemas and wipes?
 
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