tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

@moxie
You’ve got some of the regulars stirred up. Do you enjoy having your butthole tongued out? Do you prep with minty enemas and wipes?
Tim And Eric Flirting GIF
 
Holy hell. It’s all the things in one! I don’t even know where to start, but I sprained my big toe, running to the comments!

 
How that shit was ever allowed in schools to begin with should be the real question.

Should be a nationwide ban.

Right. It is so fucking weird
 
Right. It is so fucking weird
Ya, no open-toed sandals, no shorts or skirts higher than yer fingertips, no political or offensive graphics....all of which are justified under the guise of "distractions", but dressing up as methhead scooby doo and shitting in a litterbox is cool.
 
I’m confused over the litter box shit. Do people actually use a fucking litter box
One of the neighboring towns', (resort town....lots of michelin man puffy coats, knitted beanies and bearded lumbersexuals) school has litterboxes in their bathrooms.



It appears that the slippery slope fallacy is bullshit. Give an inch, they'll want two en sech.
 
One of the neighboring towns', (resort town....lots of michelin man puffy coats, knitted beanies and bearded lumbersexuals) school has litterboxes in their bathrooms.



It appears that the slippery slope fallacy is bullshit. Give an inch, they'll want two en sech.

Ewww. Who cleans that shit.
 
Ewww. Who cleans that shit.
:noidea:

I see the fucking cat ears and goddamned tails all the fucking time now. Shit's retarded.


They need to reverse the direction of the Hadron Collider at CERN or some shit? The retard Singularity is here.
 
Ya, no open-toed sandals, no shorts or skirts higher than yer fingertips, no political or offensive graphics....all of which are justified under the guise of "distractions", but dressing up as methhead scooby doo and shitting in a litterbox is cool.
WTF? No open-toed sandals? This ain't no factory, OSHA. What is so distracting about toes, pervert?

@huskers1217 you better put some socks on...milkshake is getting a chub.
 
So, "fat staxx" @moxie, what are we drinking this evening?
Milk. It does a body good.

Also, I fear that I have a serious amount of detective work to do wrt my vacation payouts. If these motherfuckers have been screwing me out of my extra payouts for the last 5 years, i'm going to rain down hell on them.
 
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