tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

[Peter Gozintite]

Oh yeah, and it should be less than 175 a night

Planning a trip to Vietnam this summer. You should see what you get for $150.00 a night.

 

[Tin Man]

Meanwhile, the Vols are playing Kentucky again in the sweet 16 tonight. Maybe, this time, they’ll find a way to win.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Planning a trip to Vietnam this summer. You should see what you get for $150.00 a night.

Does it come with free ladyboi?

Yeah, yeah, I know, different country

 

[moxie]

You still takin' care of my money for me, right Suge?

Fax.

Gotta keep that gambling habit healthy!

 

[Hu War Yu]

Fax.

Gotta keep that gambling habit healthy!

But...you said you was INVESTIN' it?

 

[Dolemite censored]

But...you said you was INVESTIN' it?

in $300 toasters....

 

[williewilliejuan]

Just love gettin' voicemail:

"Hi my name is mumble-mumble, I can be reached at 469-mumble-mumble, or 326-mumble-mumble, please call me back, thank you"

No idea what it's even about

Your phone system has a delete function, right?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Your phone system has a delete function, right?

Ooooh, yeah

 

[williewilliejuan]

Ooooh, yeah

Honestly, I rarely use my work phone at all (we have some shitty web phone - Ring Central). I pretty much just use Teams or my cell phone for everything.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

First potluck for with the new guys on the team. Everyone usually brings about $20 worth of stuff.

Non poopin new guy brings 1 2 liter of soda…

 

[Hu War Yu]

Honestly, I rarely use my work phone at all (we have some shitty web phone - Ring Central). I pretty much just use Teams or my cell phone for everything.

Yeah, most people know to use my work cell if they need me. But I also get calls for potential compliance investigations. Usually they turn out to be HR issues

 

[williewilliejuan]

Yeah, most people know to use my work cell if they need me. But I also get calls for potential compliance investigations. Usually they turn out to be HR issues

I’ve found that most HR issues solve themselves. Go ahead and ignore that call.

 

[Dolemite censored]

First potluck for with the new guys on the team. Everyone usually brings about $20 worth of stuff.

Non poopin new guy brings 1 2 liter of soda…

I avoided potlucks like the plague. No telling what the food hygiene standards are for the people bringing the food. Some years ago there was a potluck at a place I worked and the next day, about 20 people called in sick. Great OT for me at the time.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Non poopin new guy brings 1 2 liter of soda…

New guy is smart. Spent as little as possible and not trying to go too far to make an impression. Read the room first.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I avoided potlucks like the plague. No telling what the food hygiene standards are for the people bringing the food. Some years ago there was a potluck at a place I worked and the next day, about 20 people called in sick. Great OT for me at the time.

I’ve only eaten the stuff I brought and the pizza my boss dropped at my desk for me. The other stuff that’s been sitting there since 8 am?

 

[CorpRebel]

Does it come with free ladyboi?

Yeah, yeah, I know, different country

They have them in Vietnam too. Most of Asia does.

 

[gobigred]

Bunch of chatty fucks today

 

[steelerssb]

 

[Hu War Yu]

I’ve found that most HR issues solve themselves. Go ahead and ignore that call.

They called back...I answered.

Crazy person.

 

[steelerssb]

Just love gettin' voicemail:

"Hi my name is mumble-mumble, I can be reached at 469-mumble-mumble, or 326-mumble-mumble, please call me back, thank you"

No idea what it's even about

Heh, I got basically that same one except it was "if you didn't mean to sign up please call us back right away."

I bet these phone scams work great if you're stupid.