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He’s a millionaire and she’s the trophy (2nd) wife that is a good deal younger so I think she’s trying to make him live at least as long as she does. She’s an absolute nut and it cracks me up to no end. Ex: microplastics are the current debil. We’ve switched to Liquid Death and Perrier. This was after weaning him off of Pepsi. But he’s from Pittsburgh- she’s never gonna totally cure him of his junk food habit :laugh:

Well, hey, if someone is gonna marry a trophy wife, it's good for him he found one who wants to keep him around for as long as possible, instead of getting rid of him as soon as possible and getting as much money as she can!

My brother ended up marrying for the second time ... it was less than 2 years ago. It was stupid of him, since he'd already made it clear to her he had no interest in getting married for a second time, and she seemed to accept it. Not only is she as crazy as the first one (although at least this one doesn't seem malicious, unlike #1), she has gotten so fat ... and I don't mean a little extra weight, I mean fat as hell - maybe even obese. It's really bad.
 
Well, hey, if someone is gonna marry a trophy wife, it's good for him he found one who wants to keep him around for as long as possible, instead of getting rid of him as soon as possible and getting as much money as she can!

Well she wants to keep him alive until the prenup's limitations expire....
 
I don't know what that means.
I even looked it up, and I still don't know what it means.
I'm not sure I want to know.
It's just a wedding ritual in Afro -Caribbean and African- American culture. After the pronouncement, the couple leaps over a broom. I forget what it's supposed to signify
 
My brother ended up marrying for the second time ... it was less than 2 years ago. It was stupid of him, since he'd already made it clear to her he had no interest in getting married for a second time, and she seemed to accept it. Not only is she as crazy as the first one (although at least this one doesn't seem malicious, unlike #1), she has gotten so fat ... and I don't mean a little extra weight, I mean fat as hell - maybe even obese. It's really bad.
@Dolemite censored be like

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Not only is she as crazy as the first one (although at least this one doesn't seem malicious, unlike #1), she has gotten so fat ... and I don't mean a little extra weight, I mean fat as hell - maybe even obese. It's really bad.

Time to DTB - Dump That Bitch. They get comfortable, sloppy and obese and then expect you to go along with it. Fuck that shit. Toxic Femininity.
 
It's just a wedding ritual in Afro -Caribbean and African- American culture. After the pronouncement, the couple leaps over a broom. I forget what it's supposed to signify
I believe in most cultures is a not so subtle hint for the bride to grab a broom and get used to doing her job
 
Well, hey, if someone is gonna marry a trophy wife, it's good for him he found one who wants to keep him around for as long as possible, instead of getting rid of him as soon as possible and getting as much money as she can!

My brother ended up marrying for the second time ... it was less than 2 years ago. It was stupid of him, since he'd already made it clear to her he had no interest in getting married for a second time, and she seemed to accept it. Not only is she as crazy as the first one (although at least this one doesn't seem malicious, unlike #1), she has gotten so fat ... and I don't mean a little extra weight, I mean fat as hell - maybe even obese. It's really bad.
3rd wives are where its at!
 
Stupid Mets, you were supposed to lose! Cost me 25 large
 
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