tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

There is just so much wrong with that, I don't even know where to begin.

She actually concerns herself with *checks notes* the sorts of snacks available at the office?
She must just have no fucking life outside of him, or something.
He’s a millionaire and she’s the trophy (2nd) wife that is a good deal younger so I think she’s trying to make him live at least as long as she does. She’s an absolute nut and it cracks me up to no end. Ex: microplastics are the current debil. We’ve switched to Liquid Death and Perrier. This was after weaning him off of Pepsi. But he’s from Pittsburgh- she’s never gonna totally cure him of his junk food habit :laugh:
 
I got pics of it.

Dm me your boob pics and I’ll reply in kind
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Not the one in reno. There’s a ferris wheel in it, ferchrissakes!!
Yea we have a Ferris wheel too.

That’s the gimmick. Another location has a tree. Another one has an aquarium. Gimme all the Dicks
 
We all know this is the Moxiemobile

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Funny story. 1217 was driving the other day and Mrs 1217 wanted to go to the store. We had an outing at a park and 1217 and the kids were dropped off and Mrs 1217 went to the store. About 30 mins later. Mrs 1217 calls. I don’t have the keys to the car. So I told the kids that I would be gone for a minute. As I started walking away. Another momma. Came up to me. Just take my truck and handed me her keys with a fuzzy keychain. Okay cool. Get to the truck. And the truck has eye lashes

So here is 1217 driving down the road with eye lash headlights
 
Funny story. 1217 was driving the other day and Mrs 1217 wanted to go to the store. We had an outing at a park and 1217 and the kids were dropped off and Mrs 1217 went to the store. About 30 mins later. Mrs 1217 calls. I don’t have the keys to the car. So I told the kids that I would be gone for a minute. As I started walking away. Another momma. Came up to me. Just take my truck and handed me her keys with a fuzzy keychain. Okay cool. Get to the truck. And the truck has eye lashes

So here is 1217 driving down the road with eye lash headlights
Why does it seem like you and @moxie would both like a truck like that ?
 
I’d like to keep my current, but that little bech is tapping out at about 1,600 lbs. which is total horseshit because the one a couple of years newer goes up to 4k. Wtf?! And the next size up on my car can haul 5k. I really have no reason to have 2 cars but I suppose I could go back to a regular car for my daily and then get a smaller used truck/jeep for hauling.

Mebbe one o’deez :becky:

Maybe on of these would suit YOUR purposes?

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:pop2: :martini:
 
You want eyelashes on your car now.
I think the story is only half true. It’s actually @huskers1217 truck that has the eyelashes on it and didn’t want to fully admit it so “borrowed some ladies truck”
 
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