tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Being the best writer in your immediate circle, is like owning a truck or a boat. Extra chores for you! Yay! :bored:
Well if they're just going to run it through ChatGPT, they don't even need the best writer to do the grunt work. I am highly offended that they think my work needs "refinement" from an artificial source that is still learning
 
Well if they're just going to run it through ChatGPT, they don't even need the best writer to do the grunt work. I am highly offended that they think my work needs "refinement" from an artificial source that is still learning
ya, fuck that. never again
 
Well if they're just going to run it through ChatGPT, they don't even need the best writer to do the grunt work. I am highly offended that they think my work needs "refinement" from an artificial source that is still learning

You should stand up and piss on the conference table.
 
The progression when I saw it:

Captain America Lol GIF by mtv


Wait What Peter GIF by The Bachelor


You Guys Middle Finger GIF by South Park
 
Also - if you had your druthers, would you use a hacksaw or a plumber's tube cutter thingie to cut a metal rod? And if you were to choose the former, would you choose a particular type of blade? And if you were to use the other contraption, how would you...go about doing it? Doing some research for a friend :yo:
 
Well if they're just going to run it through ChatGPT, they don't even need the best writer to do the grunt work. I am highly offended that they think my work needs "refinement" from an artificial source that is still learning
I've decided to embrace it because I'm not going to be able to retire for quite some time, so I'd better figure out how I'm going to get along with the goddamn robots. So now I make it do every menial response I don't feel like putting any feelers into. Shit's not going anywhere soon, so I'm trying to make it my bitch before it makes me theirs.
 
Also - if you had your druthers, would you use a hacksaw or a plumber's tube cutter thingie to cut a metal rod? And if you were to choose the former, would you choose a particular type of blade? And if you were to use the other contraption, how would you...go about doing it? Doing some research for a friend :yo:
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"Should I bring my fucking tools!?" :laugh:
 
:laugh:

"Should I bring my fucking tools!?" :laugh:

My condo is like a miniature version of a house. Everything is *just* the wrong size. Measured the size of my closet because the stupid ass wooden dowel snapped awhile back and I was finally getting around to replacing. My genius ass was like, "METAL!! FUCK YEAH!!!" So i get to HD and see the poles (after asking 3 retards where they could be and putting roughly 4.8 miles on my flip flops over it) and there's 6 ft, 8 ft, 72", 96", blah, blah, blah. I look at my notes: 82". Wait. The hamster farts, rolls out of bed, scratches his balls and starts on the treadmill...
82?
82/12...
wait- it's 12, 24, 48, 84, 164
no, no, wait... 48, 60, 72, 84, 96, 108...
where the fuck is 82?
82/12...fuck this <pulls out calculator on phone>
I FUCKING KNEW IT!! 6 point something!!
Shit. I probably measured wrong. Or wrote it down wrong. I'm just fucking wrong! But maybe it definitely had a 2? I'm just gonna get the 8 foot and hope it fits. Or I have to return it. I'm just not getting home, remeasuring and finding out it was one of those sizes and i have to go back out in the wild to get something I already had my hands on.

Get home. Measure. Fuck. I was right. 82 goddamn fucking inches. Pull out the calculator again to make sure it was all fuckery and yep - complete fuckery.
 
Also - if you had your druthers, would you use a hacksaw or a plumber's tube cutter thingie to cut a metal rod? And if you were to choose the former, would you choose a particular type of blade? And if you were to use the other contraption, how would you...go about doing it? Doing some research for a friend :yo:

Go to the Home Depot or Lowe's tool section and ask.
 
Also - if you had your druthers, would you use a hacksaw or a plumber's tube cutter thingie to cut a metal rod? And if you were to choose the former, would you choose a particular type of blade? And if you were to use the other contraption, how would you...go about doing it? Doing some research for a friend :yo:

From the internet

A hacksaw and a plumber's tube cutter are both tools used to cut pipes, but they have distinct advantages and disadvantages. Hacksaws are versatile and can cut through various materials, while tube cutters are specifically designed for clean, deburred cuts on certain pipe types
 
From the internet

A hacksaw and a plumber's tube cutter are both tools used to cut pipes, but they have distinct advantages and disadvantages. Hacksaws are versatile and can cut through various materials, while tube cutters are specifically designed for clean, deburred cuts on certain pipe types
If it's a matter of buying one of these tools, I'd go with the hack saw. I can think of a million other uses for that, but only one use for the pipe cutter.
 
Go to the Home Depot or Lowe's tool section and ask.
Bruh. They are retarded. It literally took 3 people to point me in 3 different directions to find the pole. Long gone are the days of retired old dudes milling about with sage advice. Two of the late 20's/early 30's dudes i asked yesterday had lip print tattoos on their neck/face and one had a gold grill on his bottom teeth and the color was like a block of cheddar cheese. Another was in a quiet aisle, seemingly struggling to tie his apron correctly. I don't trust them for shit.
If it's a matter of buying one of these tools, I'd go with the hack saw. I can think of a million other uses for that, but only one use for the pipe cutter.
Yeah, I already have a hacksaw and was trying to think about how many other pipes I'd be cutting in my future which amounted to roughly 1. Then my friend told me he had one already, so i'm looking forward to marking this item "solved" at roughly 6:30pm PT today.
 
Bruh. They are retarded. It literally took 3 people to point me in 3 different directions to find the pole. Long gone are the days of retired old dudes milling about with sage advice. Two of the late 20's/early 30's dudes i asked yesterday had lip print tattoos on their neck/face and one had a gold grill on his bottom teeth and the color was like a block of cheddar cheese. Another was in a quiet aisle, seemingly struggling to tie his apron correctly. I don't trust them for shit.

Yeah, I already have a hacksaw and was trying to think about how many other pipes I'd be cutting in my future which amounted to roughly 1. Then my friend told me he had one already, so i'm looking forward to marking this item "solved" at roughly 6:30pm PT today.


But what about the Blackstone?
 
My condo is like a miniature version of a house. Everything is *just* the wrong size. Measured the size of my closet because the stupid ass wooden dowel snapped awhile back and I was finally getting around to replacing. My genius ass was like, "METAL!! FUCK YEAH!!!" So i get to HD and see the poles (after asking 3 retards where they could be and putting roughly 4.8 miles on my flip flops over it) and there's 6 ft, 8 ft, 72", 96", blah, blah, blah. I look at my notes: 82". Wait. The hamster farts, rolls out of bed, scratches his balls and starts on the treadmill...
82?
82/12...
wait- it's 12, 24, 48, 84, 164
no, no, wait... 48, 60, 72, 84, 96, 108...
where the fuck is 82?
82/12...fuck this <pulls out calculator on phone>
I FUCKING KNEW IT!! 6 point something!!
Shit. I probably measured wrong. Or wrote it down wrong. I'm just fucking wrong! But maybe it definitely had a 2? I'm just gonna get the 8 foot and hope it fits. Or I have to return it. I'm just not getting home, remeasuring and finding out it was one of those sizes and i have to go back out in the wild to get something I already had my hands on.

Get home. Measure. Fuck. I was right. 82 goddamn fucking inches. Pull out the calculator again to make sure it was all fuckery and yep - complete fuckery.
Once again...

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