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gobigred said:
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You’ll never go back
 
moxie said:
Bruh. They are retarded. It literally took 3 people to point me in 3 different directions to find the pole. Long gone are the days of retired old dudes milling about with sage advice. Two of the late 20's/early 30's dudes i asked yesterday had lip print tattoos on their neck/face and one had a gold grill on his bottom teeth and the color was like a block of cheddar cheese. Another was in a quiet aisle, seemingly struggling to tie his apron correctly. I don't trust them for shit.

Yeah, I already have a hacksaw and was trying to think about how many other pipes I'd be cutting in my future which amounted to roughly 1. Then my friend told me he had one already, so i'm looking forward to marking this item "solved" at roughly 6:30pm PT today.
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Do I dare ask what pipe you are cutting and why?
 
moxie said:
My condo is like a miniature version of a house. Everything is *just* the wrong size. Measured the size of my closet because the stupid ass wooden dowel snapped awhile back and I was finally getting around to replacing. My genius ass was like, "METAL!! FUCK YEAH!!!" So i get to HD and see the poles (after asking 3 retards where they could be and putting roughly 4.8 miles on my flip flops over it) and there's 6 ft, 8 ft, 72", 96", blah, blah, blah. I look at my notes: 82". Wait. The hamster farts, rolls out of bed, scratches his balls and starts on the treadmill...
82?
82/12...
wait- it's 12, 24, 48, 84, 164
no, no, wait... 48, 60, 72, 84, 96, 108...
where the fuck is 82?
82/12...fuck this <pulls out calculator on phone>
I FUCKING KNEW IT!! 6 point something!!
Shit. I probably measured wrong. Or wrote it down wrong. I'm just fucking wrong! But maybe it definitely had a 2? I'm just gonna get the 8 foot and hope it fits. Or I have to return it. I'm just not getting home, remeasuring and finding out it was one of those sizes and i have to go back out in the wild to get something I already had my hands on.

Get home. Measure. Fuck. I was right. 82 goddamn fucking inches. Pull out the calculator again to make sure it was all fuckery and yep - complete fuckery.
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Have them cut 2" off the 84". They'll make you buy it first.
 
beardown07 said:
Do I dare ask what pipe you are cutting and why?
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Closet rod and it’s too big for the space 😢 I probably could’ve got the wood one and they’d cut it but I’ve got too much shit to hang up so I’m trying metal even though it’s hollow, it should be stronger, right?
 
williewilliejuan said:
How is she getting it home?
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I have a little SUV/crossover thingie and I had the back seats down for other shit I had picked up so it was able to fit by putting it in that way. It pretty much covered the length of the whole car, with one end resting right under the glovebox :laugh:
 
moxie said:
Closet rod and it’s too big for the space 😢 I probably could’ve got the wood one and they’d cut it but I’ve got too much shit to hang up so I’m trying metal even though it’s hollow, it should be stronger, right?
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How is it anchored?
 
The googler says my car’s length is 71.81” from behind the first row.
:noidea:
 
Dolemite censored said:
It's possible. I have a Hyundai Kona, a mid sized SUV, and when I put down one of the back seats, I could easily carry an eight foot tube (96") with fishing poles in it.
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There’s nothing midsized about a Kona. That’s a CUV. Fuck even a Tucson isn’t midsized, it’s small as shit too, I drive one
 
moxie said:
Closet rod and it’s too big for the space 😢 I probably could’ve got the wood one and they’d cut it but I’ve got too much shit to hang up so I’m trying metal even though it’s hollow, it should be stronger, right?
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Oh shit...lol...I thought you meant, like a PIPE pipe!? :rofl:

Carry on. Use whatever the fuck. lol. You got some wood clamps and an axe? :laugh:
 
Somehow I missed everything about the closet rod. :laugh:

Closet Rod sounds like a bro comedy movie. lulz
 
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